A great tee shirt is timeless — and an essential part of ANY wardrobe; wear it to a show, wear it to work, wear it to X-Mas dinner, wear it under your tux when you get married — MOST tees are welcome anywhere. With this tee, tell 'em all how you REALLY feel... and maybe don't wear it to X-Mas dinner, unless you don't want to be invited back again. 

Made from 100% pre-shrunk Cotton, these tees are "unisex sizes" (i.e. "men's cut / sizing"). 

Front has the unmistakable message that's probably written all over your face. Back is blank. You'll feel like a badass when you wear this shirt.

If that's not enough to convince you to buy one — shipping is always free. #sweetdealninjabro.